Google Docs - No longer for productivity!

I have gone through profound lengths to never take anything seriously. So when it comes to using productivity software, and an arduous task to draw diagrams and write extensive essays with a clearly defined objective, I do anything but. Instead, I tinker with the productivity software. Take Google Docs, for instance.

Hello, I am Google Docs.

Google Docs is a phenomenal word processor that allows for instantaneous and easy collaboration for writers working on a single document. It provides a framework to share your document and choose who is working with you on a document, without those pesky conflicts and revision errors. It has the power of a desktop word processor but with the simplicity of Google's philosophy. This is simply a marvel of modern web engineering. And with all of this marvelous technology and potential, I have made a cat. His (or her?) name is Jeoffrey.

Hello, I am a cat.

Google Docs is lovely. It allowed me to add a lightning bolt coming from this cat's exit valve and distinguish it as a brown hue so the cat appears to be farting. With this level of power at my disposal, I've attained the confidence to do almost anything. Anything. Thank you, Google Docs.